sword lesbian this, sword lesbian that, will anyone spare a thought for bow and arrow lesbians in these melee fighting times
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me (a lesbian) pulls out my bow, notches an arrow, winks at my lady love and says “the only thing straight about me is my shooting” before skewering the sheriff of nottingham
people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?
me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.
“do not mistake composure for ease”
DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.
Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.
who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk
It’s not weird to be a christian straight guy and have a gay best friend.
A lot of people tell me it’s weird that my best friend is gay, my dad is getting worried about me turning gay because my bro is gay. Like wtf??
He came out in late middle school and we were friends since elementary school. I didn’t treat him any different. About 80% of my friends came out as either bi or gay, and they’re still my friends.
I can hype up my bro and connect him with other guys, it’s not weird.
People don’t seem to understand that we’ve fucking established that we’re bros, yet we still make jokes about his sexuality and vice versa. He can sit me down and go on a rant about the guys he likes, and you bet your ass I’ll be right there listening while at the same time telling him about the girls I’m interested in, it’s not weird.
I helped him get ready for his ROTC ball, and taught him how to fix a tie. We’ve been through two shitty boyfriends and I comforted him. I supported him coming out to his mom and took him to watch Love Simon because I drag him to watch the latest superhero movies and it was so important to him AND to me that he got representation on the big screen, it’s not weird.
For a straight guy to be best friends with a gay guy I think a lot of people need to know that,
It’s not weird.
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Yoooooooooooooo I need more straight guys supporting gay guys on my dash